I’m not a real programmer. I throw together things...

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I’m not a real programmer. I throw together things until it works then I move on. The real programmers will say “Yeah it works but you’re leaking memory everywhere. Perhaps we should fix that.” I’ll just restart Apache every 10 requests. Rasmus Lerdorf (Creator of PHP)

* I actually hate programming, but I love solving problems.
* There are people who actually like programming. I don’t understand why they like programming.