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Ended up grabbing all the jars in kotlinc.zip/lib… including the ones not in the maven repo… and it at least *tries* to work… but I end up with this:   [javac] Running javac...
    [javac] An exception has occurred in the compiler (1.8.0). Please file a bug at the Java Developer Connection (<http://java.sun.com/webapps/bugreport>)  after checking the Bug Parade for duplicates. Include your program and the following diagnostic in your report.  Thank you.
    [javac] java.lang.AssertionError: the -J flag should be caught by the launcher.
    [javac] 	at com.sun.tools.javac.main.Option$20.process(Option.java:330)