Hey, everyone! I'm searching for someone who is exceptionally skilled in fluent, native spoken English. We're a team of web developers eagerly looking for this individual. You see, we excel in web languages, but we struggle when it comes to smooth conversation. I'm sure you understand that eloquence is a special talent not bestowed upon everyone by the Almighty. So, if there's anyone out there interested in being an interview proxy and helping us impress clients with their confident communication skills, we wholeheartedly welcome you. I know, I know... you're probably wondering what's in it for you. Well, upon successful completion of the interview process, you'll receive a 5-10% share of the tasks you successfully complete. Ideally, we'd prefer someone who can be available during the EST time zone. If this position intrigues you and you have any questions, please don't hesitate to reach out to me. Before you do, I kindly request that you prepare a short voice recording (at least 1 minute) so that I can assess your fluency and native English skills. Looking forward to hearing from you soon!

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