(I would argue the only answer to php questions is...

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[kirillrakhman]

(I would argue the only answer to php questions is "kill it with fire", but that's just my opinion)

[trevjones]

nuke it from orbit, only way to be sure

[trevjones]

also this: http://www.bbspot.com/News/2000/6/php_suspend.html 😂

[kirillrakhman]

Now that I think about, there are a lot of programming languages sounding like drug names

[codeslubber]

You guys left out kill all the livestock and salt the earth..

[kenkyee]

Not if that means taking out kotlin 😀